As another presidential election draws nigh, it’s time for Americans to start arguing over which candidate is really the Beast from the Sea poised to usher in the End Times!
Personally, my money is on Trump, but I could totally see Bernie as the type of Antichrist who provides food and shelter (evilly!!1!!!) while TurboGod is busy sending plagues and poisoning the water supply.
Which candidate do you think is secretly the spawn of Satan?! Discuss in the comments!